theponiesaremine reblogged local-badass:
I’ll kill you later for that.“…!?”
Eyes perked open in great urgency. Oga suddenly mounted Celestia post haste, their capes heroically billowing in the wind. The said delinquent sitting proud. Arms crossed, until a energized smirk risen to his lips. Suddenly thrusting a strong hand above pointing to the bright blue. RIGHT TO THE HEAVENS.
“ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! CELESTIA! IT’S ALL ON YOU. WITH YOUR MIGHT DRILL OF THE SOUL.” An obvious stare was given at her horn.
“WE’LL GO TO WHERE NO OTHER HAS WENT BEFORE. THE MAN/PEGACORN COMBINATION. IGNITING THE ALMIGHT FLAME OF OUR TAMASHII. LIMIT HAS NO MEANING. ANY WALL WE’LL BURST DOWN AND ANY DEAD END WE’LL MAKE A PATH FROM!”
“IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR THIS IS NOW OUR ERA FOR THE TAKING!!!”
“WITH HONESTY, KINDNESS, LAUGHTER, GENEROSITY, AND LOYALTY FUELING THIS MIGHTY DRILL ATOP MY HEAD, NOTHING CAN EVER DEFEAT THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!”
“NOW BEHOLD THE POWER! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP THAT PROVES THAT POWER BELONGS TO THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN ME! THIS MIGHTY HORN! THIS MIGHTY HORN AND POWERFUL WINGS! WE SHALL SOAR INTO THE SKIES AND PIERCE THE HEAVENS!”
“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?”
Bitch, please.
“It would be too boring if you broke at the first try. Don’t worry, I will hit you until you break.”
Fight PoNy
|> Item Run Use Item: Booze? |> Yes NoCelestia used Booze
Defense went up! Special Attack went up!
|> Fight PoNy | Magic |> Troll
Item Run | Drink Tea Molest
Celestia used Troll!
Me: Where did that come from? D”
Jackie: *shrugs* Iunno. Out a window?
Me: … Wow. That was an accident, but. D” is such a racist
emoticon. ._.
Jackie: what’s racist about D”
Me: It reminds me of 
Jackie: … Yea. D” is now officially racist.
Me: I was trying to do D: damn it!
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock Holmes, enjoyed practical jokes. He is said to have once sent a telegram to twelve of his friends, all people of great significance and power. The telegram said: ‘Flee at once, the secret is discovered’. Within 24 hours all twelve had left the country.
And then I went to sleep. Which feels weird without an icon.
| Me: | Jeopardy time. The clue is: Baby don't hurt me. |
| Psyber: | What is a 1993 hit by Eurodance Artist Haddaway? |
| Me: | I hate you. XD |
| Psyber: | :D |
… I don’t remember posting that. I think I need a nap. XD
Yeah not remembering doing something is normally a major sign it is time for some rest.
Or some brain trauma or something along those lines, but here just sleep is needed.
Well, I woke up really early. And I didn’t eat for like 36 hours. I ate this morning and a few hours ago. But my body is still kinda like, “Wtf is goin on here, chief?” In fact, I used the bathroom earlier and was so relaxed afterwards that I almost fell asleep on a public toilet. XD